(Originally written November 5, 2014)
O Prime Rib Melt, shall I compare thee to a regular sub?
Thou art more tasty and more flavourful,
Though this past October otherwise fucking sucked,
And your limited-time offer hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot your Subway oven burns,
And often the sandwich artist can’t understand simple instructions,
But when I unwrap your melty sandwichness,
You need no introduction;
But thy eternal deliciousness shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of your prime rib,
Until thine offer dost runneth out,
And I’ll probably never eat at fucking Subway again!!!!