So, we’re hanging out at Abyssinia Restaurant, this funky, family Ethiopian joint on the Danforth. Now, I’ve never been to Ethiopia, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night–and I’d take this righteous grub over a free continental breakfast any day of the week!
OK, so here’s the deal. You take a spin of this flavour wheel of funkaliciousness in Flavourtown, and where it stops, nobody knows, bro! This is a whole cornucopia of deliciousness right here. You’ve got lamb, you’ve got beef, you’ve got lentils, greens and split peas, all prepared in a variety of ways with a whole buncha different flavours and spices. And you know what the best part is? They don’t give you a fork, or a knife, not even a spoon. Instead, you scoop it all up with some spongy injera bread. It’s like Spongebob Breadpants in Flavourtown, heading straight down my piehole!
Sure, things might get a little messy sometimes…but if it ain’t messy, it ain’t tasty, bro!!!!