Daily Archives: December 19, 2017

It’s like Bubble Waffles Gone Wild, bro!!!!

So, we’re hanging out at Sugar Marmalade, this funky little Asian dessert joint in the Dragon City Mall in downtown Chinatown. Dude, the menu at this place has more pages than The Cheesecake Factory’s–and it’s almost all desserts, too! You’ve got parfaits, you’ve got panna cotta, you’ve got crepes, you’ve got puddings, you’ve got jellies, you’ve got dumplings, you’ve got cheesecakes and shaved ice and smoothies and bubble teas…and the list goes on.

There is so much stuff here that it’s hard to decide what to get, but when I saw the Hong Kong style bubble waffles, I was all over that like Jackie Chan, bro! And this ain’t yer average waffle, either:

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OK, let’s break it down. You’ve got a chocholic’s paradise right here. Chocolate waffle, covered in powdered sugar, chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, a ring of bananas, a scoop of chocolate ice cream–and yes, that is a full Oreo on the other side! Man, this dessert was so rich, it’s like Martin Shkreli on a sundae! This is the $2-million bite right here, pharma bro:

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