A lifetime in Burgatory ain’t a bad place to be!!!

So, we’re hanging out at Burgatory, this funky little burger joint on College, just a Hell’s Bell’s chime away from the Mod Club. And this place is serving up burgers named after not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but six of the seven deadly sins. There’s no Lust Burger, cuz I guess that’s what the Mod Club’s there for?

Now, I was gonna go with the Gluttony Burger–dude, this is body by gluttony!–until I saw the extra-special ingredient they’re putting on this super-slow-mo special, the Sloth Burger:

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OK, now let’s break it down. You’ve got a nice, thick ‘n juicy patty, topped with lettuce, tomato, Velveeta and some special sauce made in house. But then they add a little extra crunch by putting Hickory Sticks on the burger. Dude, Hickory Sticks are pretty much my all-time favourite snack food, and I once made a homemade Hickory Sticks chicken sammy that sorta looked like Guy Fieri. So, it looks like I’ve got a new favourite deadly sin now…


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