Now, I’m no stranger to scarfing down steak, but I’d never actually been to a Ruth’s Chris before. This place has got a 24-ounce T-Bone, a Porterhouse for two and even a 40-oz Tomahawk, but you know it’s Stampede season coming up, so I gotta go with the Cowboy Ribeye—22 ounces of bone-in beef served up medium rare:
Dude, this steak just melts in your mouth, bro! It comes outta the oven sizzling on a super-hot plate, nice and juicy, and of course I got mine with the blue cheese crust—dude, this is body by blue cheese crust!!!
What, did you think I was gonna order a side salad, or something? We’ve got a fully-loaded baked potater, with sour cream, shredded cheese and bacon bits—dude, this is body by bacon bits!—as well as a side of roasted cremini mushrooms. These babies are like getting struck by a Smooth Criminal in Flavourtown!
Of course, you KNOW that even after putting all that meat in my mouth, I’ve still got room for dessert—and this one is a two-for-one combo, bro! On the plate, you’ve got chocolate cake, topped with fresh berries, and then there’s a little cuppa chocolate mousse with some whipped cream on top. OK, so it’s not the chocolate cake at Wildfire Steakhouse, but I would still crush that any day of the week!!!
Burgers, Bacon & Beer 