KFC is bringing back the Double Down in Canada for a limited time…so I ate 3 of them at once.

The KFC Double Down is one of the greatest culinary creations known to man. I mean, it’s got bacon, fried chicken, cheese…three of the essential food groups in Flavourtown!!! And there’s no bun, so it’s even low-carb, son! Now, when I found out it was back in Canada — but only until November 7 — I had to make sure to get my fill while the gettin’ was good. Why only Double Down when you can Sextuple Down, bro???

Now, let’s just say I could not fit all that chicken, cheese and bacon in my mouth at the same time. In fact, this Leaning Tower of Terror can barely even stand on its own. So I had to eat ’em one by one…

Dude, this sandwich was even better than the last time I remembered, though! (I only ate two of them that time.) I mean, the chicken was so tender, it practically melted in my mouth — and that’s not something I usually say about KFC. To be fairrrr, the bacon couldda been a bit crispier, and the cheese distribution was a little uneven on a couple of them (this one was probably the best one)…but that didn’t stop me from slaying all three sandos, son!!!!!!!