Now, you KNOW I love chicken and waffles bro, and I’ve definitely scarfed down my share of KFC Double Downs back in the day, so when I heard KFC was combining these two things, I was all over that like a fat kid on a quadruple chicken, double waffle sandwich:
OK, so there’s no way I’m shoving this all down my piehole at once, even with my patented Guy Fieri hunch. But even when eaten separately, that’s more fried chicken than you can shake a fried sticken at!
OK, now let’s break it down. These puppies are made to order, so the chicken is super hot and crispy. The waffle is really legit–nice and fluffy–and then you’ve got this sweet, sticky maple aioli oozing out from the inside. I gotta say, this sandwich is pretty outta bounds, but what’s missing here is some bacon, bro! White Brick Kitchen knows what’s up!!!
But that’s not to say I’m NOT going to eat at least seven more of these. Dude, this is body by fried chicken and waffles!!!!!!
Now, I haven’t been to KFC since they ditched the Double Down, but when I heard they were serving up a new Kentucky Flatbread in a box with a buncha other stuff for five bucks, I was all over that like Guy Fieri freebasing chicken base and garlic salt, bro!
Now, this box don’t look like much when you pop the hood, but on the inside, you’ve got popcorn chicken, fries, a chocolate chip cookie, and this finger lickin’ monstrosity in Flavourtown:
Now, even though this sammy came pre-wrapped, the chicken tender was nice and hot when it hit my face. You’ve got a nicely seasoned strip of the Colonel’s Original Recipe, some shredded lettuce and pepper mayo, all inside a cold, crusty bread vessel! OK, so it’s no Jamaican jerk patty double down, but at five bucks a pop, that’s a better deal than I get from my chicken-base-and-garlic-salt vendor, broski!!!
IT’S EVEN GLUTEN-FREE!!!!
Have you ever fantasized about making sweet, sweet love to a bucket of the Colonel’s Original Recipe? OK, I guess that would be pretty weird. But Mother’s Day is actually KFC’s biggest selling day of the year, and this year, they’re setting hearts on fire with these Tender Wings of Desire:
Now, this has gotta be the hottest thing to come outta KFC since the Zinger Double Down, dude! OK, let’s break it down. Lady Madeline Parker runs away from her douchebag hubby, who doesn’t even lift, bro! She finds herself swept into the 24-inch pythons of The Colonel, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, and must choose between the tenderness of Original Recipe and the fiery passion of Extra Crispy. It’s a king-sized calamity in Flavourtown!
This book comes free with a $20 Fill Up, but if for some reason, you don’t want to scarf down 17 pieces of finger-lickin’ fried chicken, you can also order it on Amazon.