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Killer grilled cheese cheeseburger @Montana’s, of all places…

Now, I don’t usually go to Montana’s, unless it’s like AYCE ribs or AYCE fajitas or something, cuz they’re waaaaaay out in the suburbs and I don’t wanna drive the Camaro on the 401, bro! Turns out they actually are doing AYCE ribs right now, and I was just about to rack ’em up…but then I saw this tasty two-hander in Flavourtown, the Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger:

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Man, this sandwich is like two great things rolled into one thing! The patty’s thick and nicely grilled, you’ve got a bed of lettuce between two grilled-cheesy Louise-y buns. There’s supposed to be some bacon in there, and sriracha ketchup, but you don’t really taste it. What you do get is a whole buncha crispy Cajun onion strings. Dude, this is body by crispy Cajun onion strings!!!!

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Now, that mighta looked like a pretty big burger to you, but it’s really just another light snack in Flavourtown! Let’s just say, if this joint ever had AYCE burgers, I could probably pound 4-5 of these… Sheeeet son, somebody at Montana’s betta get on that one–if I had my little way, you KNOW I’d eat burgers every day!!!!

(Picture this, but with burgers.)

Crushing some All You Can Eat Ribs @ Montana’s

Now, I don’t usually eat at Montana’s unless I’m eating all I can. I totally slayed some AYCE fajitas last year, but now it’s time for something even better. Can you say all you can eat ribs, bro???

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Now, they’re definitely no Adamson Barbecue when it comes to ribs, but these pork bones are still pretty tasty. They’ve got a nice smoke ring on ’em, equal parts melt-in-your-mouth and stuck-in-your-teeth. Dude, I could polish off about 4-5 racks of these bad boys… Oh wait, I just did!

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Truth be told, I probably couldda finished off a few more…but I didn’t wanna trouble ’em for another bucket.

How many fajitas can you faj-eat-a?

Is there anybody on the planet who doesn’t like fajitas? I’d hope not–that’s like a lifetime sentence with no parole in Flavourtown County Jail, bro! So when I heard that Montana’s was serving up all-you-can-eat fajitas–but only for a limited time–I knew I needed to get my fajita fix on…even if I had to go all the way out to Etobicoke to get it!

Now, the deal is you can have unlimited chicken or shrimp, with all the fixin’s, but after starting you off with a full skillet, they bring out smaller plates for seconds, thirds and fourths. Most people could not handle more than a second helping, but for me, this is where I get my money’s worth–and then some, son!

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So, we started off with chicken, pat you on the back and say pleeeeease. All I had to eat up to this point was a six-inch “chicken” sandwich from Subway, so you could say these disappeared pretty quickly.

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Order number two came just in the shrimp of time, with seven sizzling shrimp on a hot plate. This is pretty much only equal to two fajitas in Flavourtown, so I scarfed these down in less time than it takes to slip out of a RompHim!

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The second helping of chicken took a little longer to arrive, and it was much smaller than the first. I mean, I’ve seen more chicken than this in a Subway “chicken” sandwich! This is just a light snack in Flavourtown, and it was on to the next one before you could say “Where’s the beef, bro!?”

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This shrimp platter was pretty heavy on veggies, and they didn’t even chop up the onions much at all. I guess they wanted me to fill up on crunchy stuff, or something. Well, I guess they succeeded. After polishing off this plate, I only had room for two bites of a churro ice cream sandwich for dessert!!!! 😦 😦 😦

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I CAME, I SAW, I CHOWNQUERED!!!!